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In an effort to convince this baby that yes, he should grace us all with his presence sooner rather than later, I present the following list:
10. Friday the 13th is looming. Do you really want to arrive on that date?
9. Tomorrow is the big Lilly Pulitzer - Martha Stewart extravaganza. Wouldn't you like to watch it from the outside?
8.Both Tiny Prints and Boatman Geller are having big sales. If you arrive before they end, we can get you really cute birth announcements on sale.
7. Mama is tired.
6. And would really like some sushi.
5. Your older brother keeps asking "Where is he, mama?" about you and then "But why?" when I say that you are still in my tummy. But why indeed!
4. Cute outfits await you!
3.I am tired of all my maternity clothes. I know that you don't care about this, but really, you should.
2. Did I mention that Mama is tired?
1. We can't wait to meet you!